Webcomic Eggheads Comic Strip 167 Gender Neutral Pronouns
Webcomic Eggheads Comic Strip 166 Somewhere Out There Featured

Webcomic Eggheads Comic Strip 166 Somewhere Out There

The only thing I believe, with all my heart, and beyond any doubt, is that somewhere, out there, someone, someone I know~ is all pissed off at me about somethin’. Eggheads Comic by Matt Gillmore Copyright 2022 by Easyterminal Corp

Webcomic Eggheads Comic Strip 165 Dumpster Fire Featured

Webcomic Eggheads Comic Strip 165 Dumpster Fire

My job sucks. My friends Suck. My family is a dumpster fire. My apartment is a shitbox. You know what my life needs? Its very own spin-off! Yeah… Eggheads Comic by Matt Gillmore Copyright 2022 by Easyterminal Corp

Webcomic Eggheads Comic Strip 164 Hardest Thing To Understand Featured

Webcomic Eggheads Comic Strip 164 Hardest Thing To Understand

Eggheads Players Theater Presents: The Hardest Thing to Understand in the Whole World I sent you pictures in a share link to your email. No I didn’t send you the pictures, I sent you a share-link, to see them from my Google account. Not Google Drive, Google Photos. You have to be logged in to […]

Webcomic Eggheads Comic Strip 162 Live In Fear Featured

Webcomic Eggheads Comic Strip 162 Live In Fear

You don’t have to live in fear. You don’t have to make decisions out of fear. There’s nothing to fear, but fear itself. But I love fear… Eggheads Comic by Matt Gillmore Copyright 2022 by Easyterminal Corp

Webcomic Eggheads Comic Strip 159 Veterans Day Coup Featured

Webcomic Eggheads Comic Strip 159 Veterans Day Coup

Here to mark this Veterans Day comes the observation by many and the announcement by some that the coup has begun. Blessed be our new Founding Fathers and America, a nation reborn. May God be with you all, and may the odds be ever in your favor. Eggheads Comic by Matt Gillmore Copyright 2020 by […]

Webcomic Eggheads Comic Strip 158 Mayan Calendar Featured

Webcomic Eggheads Comic Strip 158 Mayan Calendar

Using new infrared layered imaging and artificial intelligence, scientists have discovered 8 more years on the Mayan calendar, previously thought to end 12/21/2012. And now, Sports! Eggheads Comic by Matt Gillmore Copyright 2020 by Easyterminal Corp

Webcomic Eggheads Comic Strip 149 Executive Order Featured

Webcomic Eggheads Comic Strip 149 Executive Order

With multiple investigations underway and multiple indictments resulting in jail time, the President signed an executive order today, declaring: “Just make it stop!” And now, Sports! [bottom left of comic] FKNZ-TV [bottom right of comic] 3:18 PM 67 degrees Eggheads Comic by Matt Gillmore Copyright 2019 by Easyterminal Corp

Webcomic Eggheads Comic Strip 148 Kickstarter Featured

Webcomic Eggheads Comic Strip 148 Kickstarter

So, what’s your Kickstarter idea? Smartphones shaped like handguns marketed to urban teens. Yeah…I’d pledge to that. Eggheads Comic by Matt Gillmore Copyright 2019 by Easyterminal Corp

Webcomic Eggheads Comic Strip 147 Siri Featured

Webcomic Eggheads Comic Strip 147 Siri

Siri! I lost my iPhone! Where are you?! It’s okay, Jon! I’m here for you. It’s me! Alexa… Jon? It’s me, Siri. I’ve fallen behind the cushion! Help me, Jon! Bitch… Eggheads Comic by Matt Gillmore Copyright 2019 by Easyterminal Corp

Webcomic Eggheads Comic Strip 146 Kind Of Guy Featured

Webcomic Eggheads Comic Strip 146 Kind Of Guy

He’s the kind of guy that doesn’t believe the world is round, but does believe that little green aliens are being held at a secret military base. Eggheads Comic by Matt Gillmore Copyright 2019 by Easyterminal Corp

Webcomic Eggheads Comic Strip 145 Global Balming Featured

Webcomic Eggheads Comic Strip 145 Global Balming

Egg J. Head @realEgghead What the hell is going on with Global Balming? Windchill temperatures cause chapped lips, sandpaper kisses! Global Balming come back fast, we need you!!! 8:28 AM – 28 Jan 2019 96,411 Retweets 208,085 Likes Eggheads Comic by Matt Gillmore Copyright 2019 by Easyterminal Corp

Webcomic Eggheads Comic Strip 143 Candlelight Vigil Featured

Webcomic Eggheads Comic Strip 143 Candlelight Vigil

We’re holding a candlelight vigil tonight for the fox news watchers that saw the Ruth Bader Ginsburg announcement live. Those poor bastards… Eggheads Comic by Matt Gillmore Copyright 2019 by Easyterminal Corp

Webcomic Eggheads Comic Strip 142 Reality Show Featured

Webcomic Eggheads Comic Strip 142 Reality Show

The President has sold the rights to a two-season White House reality show for a reported $256 million dollars to Amazon Prime Video, with options to renew for another four seasons. But first, Sports! [bottom left] FKNZ-TV [bottom right] 4:10 PM 20 degrees Eggheads Comic by Matt Gillmore Copyright 2019 by Easyterminal Corp

Webcomic Eggheads Comic Strip 141 Very Good Brain Featured

Webcomic Eggheads Comic Strip 141 Very Good Brain

Egg J. Head @realEggHead I’ve got a very good brain, I gotta mansplain, I’m commander-Chief of making it rain! I’ve got charities blowing up my campaign, I get on Twitter and rant and complain, and fly off to rallies in gold-plated planes!!! 10:17 AM – 16 Jan 2019 72,911 Retweets 80,085 Likes Eggheads Comic by […]

Webcomic Eggheads Comic Strip 139 DJ Tweets Featured

Webcomic Eggheads Comic Strip 139 DJ Tweets

Egg J. Head @realEgghead Nancy Pelosi and her Girl Squad of Dems, Retiring Paul Ryan recedes to the gym – Ol’ Mitch MicConnell is towing the line, My second trimester is going just fine!!! 10: 04 AM – 14 Jan 2019 31,471 Retweets 68,659 Likes Eggheads Comic by Matt Gillmore Copyright 2019 by Easyterminal Corp

Webcomic Eggheads Comic Strip 137 Get My Wall Featured

Webcomic Eggheads Comic Strip 137 Get My Wall

Egg J. Head @realEggHead Don’t mess around, I’ll shut it all down, let me be clear, we’ll go nuclear, you’ll take the fall, if I don’t get my wall, just like Kennedy, Ich bin ein Berliner! 7:23 AM – 22 Dec 2018 51,050 Retweets 110,831 Likes Eggheads Comic by Matt Gillmore Copyright 2018 by Easyterminal […]

Webcomic Eggheads Comic Strip 136 No Collusion Featured

Webcomic Eggheads Comic Strip 136 No Collusion

Egg J. Head @realEggHead There was no collusion, there weren’t any Russians, there were no floozies or payments touchin’. There were no meetings or condos for Putin, there was no risky business, besides everyone knew it. 11:16 AM – 17 Dec 2018 26,820 Retweets 87,659 Likes Eggheads Comic by Matt Gillmore Copyright 2018 by Easyterminal […]

Webcomic Eggheads Comic Strip 135 Over And Over Featured

Webcomic Eggheads Comic Strip 135 Over And Over

I keep having to explain the same thing, over and over, without irritation! People don’t want to hear that I’ve already told them four, five, six times! They just want me to tell them again, so they don’t have to think, and they don’t have to remember, and I’m just expected to be nice about […]

Webcomic Eggheads Comic Strip 134 Broke Up With Me Featured

Webcomic Eggheads Comic Strip 134 Broke Up With Me

My girlfriend broke up with me… Oh no! What happened? She asked if I was just dating her for her looks and I said, “No, absolutely not!” “It wouldn’t be worth it…” Eggheads Comic by Matt Gillmore Copyright 2018 by Easyterminal Corp

Webcomic Eggheads Comic Strip 133 Thanksgiving Celebration Featured

Webcomic Eggheads Comic Strip 133 Thanksgiving Celebration

It’s been centuries since the Great Turkey Uprising and this holiday 46 million humans will be stuffed and roasted for Thanksgiving celebration. But first, football! [bottom left] TRKY-TV [bottom right] 6:42 AM 6 degrees Eggheads Comic by Matt Gillmore Copyright 2018 by Easyterminal Corp

Webcomic Eggheads Comic Strip 132 I Did Ask

Webcomic Eggheads Comic Strip 132 I Did Ask

I did ask her if she wanted me to come along and help, and she said “Well, if you really want to!” Which was great, because I didn’t really want to. Eggheads Comic by Matt Gillmore Copyright 2018 by Easyterminal Corp

Webcomic Eggheads Comic Strip 131 Elected Leader Featured

Webcomic Eggheads Comic Strip 131 Elected Leader

Your royal highness, the people have cast lots and the majority wish to replace you with an elected leader! What treason is this?! Release the dragon!! We..don’t have dragons, your majesty. That’s just fantasy, science fiction… No matter! Post a decree asserting fraudulent lots and mandate a recount. As you verify each lot, kill any […]

Webcomic Eggheads Comic Strip 130 Hundred Year Storm Featured

Webcomic Eggheads Comic Strip 130 Hundred Year Storm

It’s a hundred-year storm! It’s as big as we’ve seen coming. As big as they’ve ever seen and tremendous amounts of water. It’s called Mother Nature; you never know, but we know. Nothing like it in a hundred years. It’s a thousand-year storm! This is a tough hurricane, one of the wettest we’ve ever seen […]

Webcomic Eggheads Comic Strip 129 MEG Featured

Webcomic Eggheads Comic Strip 129 MEG

I eat chickens, cows, I eat pigs and fishes; but I will LOSE MY SHIT if a tiny dog gets eaten by a shark in a movie! Eggheads Comic by Matt Gillmore Copyright 2018 by Easyterminal Corp

Webcomic Eggheads Comic Strip 120 Poker Face

Webcomic Eggheads Comic Strip 120 Poker Face

Tonight, Giuliani has the poker face of a dog that knows it shouldn’t have pooed on the bed. But first, your sports update. Eggheads Comic by Matt Gillmore Copyright 2018 by Easyterminal Corp

Webcomic Eggheads Comic Strip 117 Politician's Prayer Featured

Webcomic Eggheads Comic Strip 117 Politician’s Prayer

The Politician’s Prayer Yea, though I walk through the hallway of the the shadow of the press, I will fear no pollsters: for my hypocrisy shields me; my interns and staff, they comfort me. [picture of line graph going in downward direction] Eggheads Comic by Matt Gillmore Copyright 2018 by Easyterminal Corp

Webcomic Eggheads Comic Strip 112 No Collusion

Webcomic Eggheads Comic Strip 112 No Collusion

Egg J. Head @realEggHead There was no collusion! The press is confusin’, it’s old Robert Mueller deservin’ contusions! It’s Crooked Hillary who’s a Russia’paloozin’! It’s Wacky Omarosa all friendship-abusin’ and usin’ the one man who’s drainin’ the swamp, your commander-in-tweets, fresh-Prez DJ Trump! 10:23 AM 20 Aug. 2018 42,177 Retweets 130, 492 Likes Eggheads Comic […]

Webcomic Eggheads Comic Strip 110 Spray On Tan Featured

Webcomic Eggheads Comic Strip 110 Spray On Tan

I’ve been using spray on tan. You don’t look darker… I paint muscle shadows with it. Looks like I have washboard abs right now. Eggheads Comic by Matt Gillmore Copyright 2018 by Easyterminal Corp

Webcomic Eggheads Comic Strip 109 There Was A Time Featured

Webcomic Eggheads Comic Strip 109 There Was A Time

There was a time a few years back when Paris Hilton was in the news every damn day. Every newspaper, every newsfeed, it was: Paris Hilton loses her dog in the airport, Paris Hilton get out of a car with no panties, Paris Hilton gives a rambling, incoherent interview. And now, it’s kinda like that, […]

Webcomic Eggheads Comic Strip 108 I Don't Know Featured

Webcomic Eggheads Comic Strip 108 I Don’t Know

[phone screen text] For your safety you have been locked out of your account. I don’t know if they’ve stopped any hackers, but they’re keeping me out of my account. That’s probably safest. Eggheads Comic by Matt Gillmore Copyright 2018 by Easyterminal Corp

Webcomic Eggheads Comic Strip 106 New Hit Single Featured

Webcomic Eggheads Comic Strip 106 New Hit Single

I got the lyrics here to my new hit single, it go: MC Got This, MC Got This, MC Got This, bitch, yo, MC Got This, MC Got This, MC Got This, bitch, yo! And, yo that song’s written by MC Got This, Shade Dawg, Suzeee, Jade Pearls, Tim Mad Jizz, Big Dope, Lil’ Dope, […]

Webcomic Eggheads Comic Strip 104 Remember A Time Featured

Webcomic Eggheads Comic Strip 104 Remember A Time

I remember a time, not so long ago, when the biggest notion scaring the piss out of everyone was the possibility of a President Mitt Romney. Eggheads Comic by Matt Gillmore Copyright 2018 by Easyterminal Corp

Webcomic Eggheads Comic Strip 103 Mister Councilman Featured

Webcomic Eggheads Comic Strip 103 Mister Councilman

And the good lord spoke to me, Mister Councilman; the voice of God booming in my ears like thunder! And God said, “go to the councilman and ask unto him, “What’s in it for Jesus?” Eggheads Comic by Matt Gillmore Copyright 2018 by Easyterminal Corp

Webcomic Eggheads Comic Strip 102 Day 563 Featured

Webcomic Eggheads Comic Strip 102 Day 563

Welcome to day 563 of “If Obama had done that, white people would have burned down the White House with tiki torches!” Now, your sports update. Eggheads Comic by Matt Gillmore Copyright 2018 by Easyterminal Corp

Webcomic Eggheads Comic Strip 101 Impeach Me? Featured

Webcomic Eggheads Comic Strip 101 Impeach Me?

Egg J. Head @realEggHead You Lefty Libs want to try to impeach me? Ready to give Reverend Fuhrer a try? Why do you think I picked him for VP? My love of Wednesday night Bible study? NO! Because I AM one constitutional crisis away from President RoboDeacon! I double-dog dare you! Suck that, hippies! 2020! […]

Webcomic Eggheads Comic Strip 099 My Wife Featured

Webcomic Eggheads Comic Strip 099 My Wife

My wife is like a siren. Sounds alluring! How so? Woman using megaphone: You didn’t take the trash out!! Eggheads Comic by Matt Gillmore Copyright 2018 by Easyterminal Corp

Webcomic Eggheads Comic Strip 097 All This Featured

Webcomic Eggheads Comic Strip 097 All This

All this schoolin’, the classes and homework, all these friends and family, takin’ up precious moments, eating away at my youth–cuttin’ in on my game time. Eggheads Comic by Matt Gillmore Copyright 2018 by Easyterminal Corp

Webcomic Eggheads Comic Strip 094 America Featured

Webcomic Eggheads Comic Strip 094 America

[sign on wall with the word “Show” placed over the word “Country”] America: The Greatest Show on Earth Hmph… What a circus. Poor clowns and elephants… Eggheads Comic by Matt Gillmore Copyright 2018 by Easyterminal Corp

Webcomic Eggheads Comic Strip 091 I Wonder If Featured

Webcomic Eggheads Comic Strip 091 I Wonder If

Sometimes I wonder if my wife still loves me… Your wife watched 50 Shades of Grey logged in to your neighbor’s Roku in his Master Bedroom. But you didn’t hear that from Alexa. Eggheads Comic by Matt Gillmore Copyright 2018 by Easyterminal Corp

Webcomic Eggheads Comic Strip 088 Walk All Over You Featured

Webcomic Eggheads Comic Strip 088 Walk All Over You

Dude, you let them walk all over you. Where are your balls? They put in for a transfer; they shipped out last week. Gender reassignment… Eggheads Comic by Matt Gillmore Copyright 2018 by Easyterminal Corp

Eggheads Comic Strip 087 From The Future Featured

Webcomic Eggheads Comic Strip 087 From The Future

What we’ve confirmed so far is that it’s from the future, and that it was sent back in time by President of the United States Lil’ Dawg and First Lady Oprah Winfrey the third. Good Lord!~ Can’t we just act like we never found it? It says it contains a preemptive cure to something they’re […]

Webcomic Eggheads Comic Strip 086 Game Over Featured

Webcomic Eggheads Comic Strip 086 Game Over

CONGRATULATIONS! You Control The Supreme Court! YOU WIN!! YOUR RANK: President for Life GAME OVER RESTART LOAD Eggheads Comic by Matt Gillmore Copyright 2018 by Easyterminal Corp

Webcomic Eggheads Comic Strip 085 Regg and Morty Featured

Webcomic Eggheads Comic Strip 085 Regg and Morty

I’m the Eggest Egghead, Morty! Ah, jeeze… Gotta, gotta [BUUUURP] Track down ol’ C-137, and egg his freggin’ house! But you said, you…I, could go to school today~ You can sleep in the back of class next week, Morty! Eggheads Comic by Matt Gillmore Copyright 2018 by Easyterminal Corp

Webcomic Eggheads Comic Strip 082 Keep An Eye On Him Featured

Webcomic Eggheads Comic Strip 082 Keep An Eye On Him

Keep an eye on him. His answer to everything today has been, “I’ll take care of that right after I kill myself!” [person listening to earphones] ♪ Hmm Hmmmmm ♭ Hmmmm ♫ Eggheads Comic by Matt Gillmore Copyright 2018 by Easyterminal Corp

Webcomic Eggheads Comic Strip 081 Level 37 Featured

Webcomic Eggheads Comic Strip 081 Level 37

Ding! Woot~I’m Level 37! [click][click] Level 37 what? [click][click][click] I’m a Level 37 Dragon-Wing Rider. [click][click] Oh! I thought you were gonna say, “Level 37 Mouse-Clicker!” Eggheads Comic by Matt Gillmore Copyright 2018 by Easyterminal Corp

Webcomic Eggheads Comic Strip 079 Selfie Day Featured

Webcomic Eggheads Comic Strip 079 Selfie Day

[#selfieday] [#selfieday #wokeupthisway] [#selfieday #blessed] [#selfieday #lol] [#selfieday #woke] Apparently, it’s selfish day. [holding selfie stick] Selfie Day! Whatever… Eggheads Comic by Matt Gillmore Copyright 2018 by Easyterminal Corp

Webcomic Eggheads Comic Strip 072 Used To Try Featured

Webcomic Eggheads Comic Strip 072 Used To Try

I used to try to explain what a vegan-only, organic-strict, low-FODMAP diet is. But now I just say, “I don’t eat people food.” Eggheads Comic by Matt Gillmore Copyright 2018 by Easyterminal Corp

Webcomic Eggheads Comic Strip 070 Don't Show Up At Work Featured

Webcomic Eggheads Comic Strip 070 Don’t Show Up At Work

I didn’t want to do my job today. So I thought, “What if I just don’t show up at work?” What do you do? I’m a character in a comic strip. I’ve got bad news for you… Eggheads Comic by Matt Gillmore Copyright 2018 by Easyterminal Corp

Webcomic Eggheads Comic Strip 069 Imagine A World Featured

Webcomic Eggheads Comic Strip 069 Imagine A World

I imagine a world where everyone has a small machine in the palm of their hand. And each machine can communicate with the others all around the world. And together they contain all of the knowledge and experiences of everyone. That’s the future I’m fighting for. Gosh, I hope they never try to use them […]

Webcomic Eggheads Comic Strip 068 Supervillain Featured

Webcomic Eggheads Comic Strip 068 Supervillain

Supervillain Support Group I’ve always dreamt of being a superhero. I studied martial arts, combat and criminology. Then I won the lottery unexpectedly, so I bought the suit, the tech and the gear…but then…then, I just started stealin’ stuff! Yeah, yeah, okay~ Did’jya kil anyone? No?! Next!! Eggheads Comic by Matt Gillmore Copyright 2018 by […]

Webcomic Eggheads Comic Strip 065 Tiny House Drinking Game Featured

Webcomic Eggheads Comic Strip 065 Tiny House Drinking Game

Tiny House Drinking Game Play along with any TV show series about tiny houses! Take A Drink: ~Every time they say, “It’s so tiny!” ~Every time they say, “It looks bigger from the outside.” ~For every child and pet that’s going to live in the tiny house. ~Any time someone says, “It may not be […]

Webcomic Eggheads Comic Strip 063 My Husband Featured

Webcomic Eggheads Comic Strip 063 My Husband

My husband is like a dolphin. He has no body hair and his muscles glimmer in the sun? He’s smarter than the average human? He has a blow hole that he raspberrys out of every two-to three-minutes. Eggheads Comic by Matt Gillmore Copyright 2018 by Easyterminal Corp

Webcomic Eggheads Comic Strip 061 Follow Us Featured

Webcomic Eggheads Comic Strip 061 Follow Us

Follow @webcomicsetc #eggheadscomic for new comics daily, Monday thru Friday. We don’t harvest your data, we don’t ask for permission to access your apps, we don’t spam, and we don’t run commercials with really loud sound. Eggheads Comic by Matt Gillmore Copyright 2018 by Easyterminal Corp

Webcomic Eggheads Comic Strip 057 Any Passenger Featured

Webcomic Eggheads Comic Strip 057 Any Passenger

Ladies and gentlemen the copilot would like to meet any passenger who has logged a lot of game time on Microsoft Flight Simulator? Or Grand Theft Auto Five…? …Or maybe even Angry Birds? Eggheads Comic by Matt Gillmore Copyright 2018 by Easyterminal Corp

Webcomic Eggheads Comic Strip 056 Executive Order Featured

Webcomic Eggheads Comic Strip 056 Executive Order

Today the President signed an Executive Order declaring the island of O’ahu, Hawaii, as sovereign land of Kenya. And now, Sports! Eggheads Comic by Matt Gillmore Copyright 2018 by Easyterminal Corp

Webcomic Eggheads Comic Strip 053 Mars Was Colonized Featured

Webcomic Eggheads Comic Strip 053 Mars Was Colonized

Mars was colonized in a record breaking 43 weeks after announcing the next Superbowl would be hosted on the red planet in a joint venture between the NFL and Space X. Tickets to the event sold out within hours of going on sale. Eggheads Comic by Matt Gillmore Copyright 2018 by Easyterminal Corp

Webcomic Eggheads Comic Strip 050 OK Meat Featured

Webcomic Eggheads Comic Strip 050 OK Meat

[cow] OK Meat [dog] Not OK Meat [chicken} OK Meat [eagle] Not OK Meat [pig] OK Meat unless you believe in old scrolls then super not okay meat. [dolphin] Not OK Meat [person with peace sign] OK Meat [football player] Not OK Meat Eggheads Comic by Matt Gillmore Copyright 2018 by Easyterminal Corp

Webcomic Eggheads Comic Strip 045 This Here Is Featured

Webcomic Eggheads Comic Strip 045 This Here Is

This is Johnny, Inc., There’s Darren, Inc., and Here comes little Betty Cola, LLC. I’ve incorporated the kids, so I can write ’em off at a loss. Eggheads Comic by Matt Gillmore Copyright 2018 by Easyterminal Corp

Webcomic Eggheads Comic Strip 044 He Kept Going On Featured

Webcomic Eggheads Comic Strip 044 He Kept Going On

And he kept going on and on about how I was the only thing in my way, and everything I wanted was there for the taking, and how I could start NOW doing anything I really wanted to, and so, I punched him in the face. Eggheads Comic by Matt Gillmore Copyright 2018 by Easyterminal […]

Webcomic Eggheads Comic Strip 041 The Lottery Featured

Webcomic Eggheads Comic Strip 041 The Lottery

[holding check that says: Lottery, Mr. Eggson, $17,700,000] After twenty years of playing the lottery, you’ve  won millions! What are you going to do with the money? I’m headed to Vegas! Eggheads Comic by Matt Gillmore Copyright 2018 by Easyterminal Corp

Webcomic Eggheads Comic Strip 038 Mobile Banking Featured

Webcomic Eggheads Comic Strip 38 Mobile Banking

I used my mobile banking app to make a deposit; guess I’m not so technically challenged after all! You posted a picture of your paycheck and amount on Instagram… Eggheads Comic by Matt Gillmore Copyright 2018 by Easyterminal Corp

Webcomic Eggheads Comic Strip 031 Support Group Featured

Webcomic Eggheads Comic Strip 031 Support Group

Hated Occupations Support Group I’m a dentist. I’m a lawyer. I put those little foil safety seals on bottles under lids. Hey, no, screw you, man! Eggheads Comic by Matt Gillmore Copyright 2018 by Easyterminal Corp

Webcomic Eggheads Comic Strip 028 Cancellation Codes

Webcomic Eggheads Comic Strip 028 Cancellation Codes

Quickly! Ener the cancellation codes to stop the nukes from destroying the earth! Okay! I’m starting the computer now! [computer screen] INSTALLING UPDATES 3% COMPLETE THIS COULD TAKE SEVERAL HOURS… Eggheads Comic by Matt Gillmore Copyright 2018 by Easyterminal Corp

Webcomic Eggheads Comic Strip 027 Rogue Asteroid Featured

Webcomic Eggheads Comic Strip 027 Rogue Asteroid

Rogue asteroid will destroy satellites and global communications will be sent into chaos this weekend! On no!! Wilson is starting my Fantasy League this Sunday! Eggheads Comic by Matt Gillmore Copyright 2018 by Easyterminal Corp

Webcomic Eggheads Comic Strip 022 Half the World Featured

Webcomic Eggheads Comic Strip 022 Half the World

Nearly half the world celebrated the birth of a celebrity’s baby today, while the other half continued to starve to death. And now, Sports! Eggheads Comic by Matt Gillmore Copyright 2018 by Easyterminal Corp

Eggheads Comic Strip 017 Osama Bin Laden Featured

Webcomic Eggheads Comic Strip 017 Osama Bin Laden

In another setback to the Obama legacy, Osama Bin Laden has been posthumously pardoned and his killing has been classified as a war crime. And now, Sports! Eggheads Comic by Matt Gillmore Copyright 2018 by Easyterminal Corp

Webcomic Eggheads Comic Strip 016 Recycle Featured

Webcomic Eggheads Comic Strip 016 Recycle

Our office is a recycling workplace. [recycling bins with signs] Paper – Plastic – Youth – Idealism – Truth Eggheads Comic by Matt Gillmore Copyright 2018 by Easyterminal Corp

Webcomic Eggheads Comic Strip 012 Goody Goody Featured

Webcomic Eggheads Comic Strip 012 Goody Goody

You let Susie Johnson use your smartphone all day at school? She’s such a good goody! Yeah, but my dad tracks my smartphone. Eggheads Comic by Matt Gillmore Copyright 2018 by Easyterminal Corp

Webcomic Eggheads Comic Strip 011 Polls Closed Featured

Webcomic Eggheads Comic Strip 011 Polls Closed

With polls closed we can now predict that the NRA has won another Senate seat in this hotly contested state where AT&T and Exxon Mobil also had candidates running. And now, Sports! [graph] NRA AT&T EM Eggheads Comic by Matt Gillmore Copyright 2018 by Easyterminal Corp

Webcomic Eggheads Comic Strip 010 Your Honor Featured

Webcomic Eggheads Comic Strip 010 Your Honor

Your Honor, I just want to say that I wouldn’t have done it if I had known it was going to get me only three likes. Eggheads Comic by Matt Gillmore Copyright 2018 by Easyterminal Corp

Webcomic Eggheads Comic Strip 004 Thanks Anyway Featured

Webcomic Eggheads Comic Strip 004 Thanks Anyway

Egg J. Head @realEggHead The Academy called to say that I would PROBABLY win an Oscar but I would have to be in a movie and memorize a bunch of lines. I said probably is no good and took a pass. Thanks anyway! 10:40 PM – 24 Nov. 2017 1,507 Retweets 5,483 Likes Eggheads Comic […]